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Parents of prospective students are some of the most obnoxious people on earth. Tour guide problems.

Tomorrow I’m submitting a grant proposal for $15,000. This feels very collegiate.

danielodowd:

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dreamsstoredsomewhere:

Happy Birthday Harrison Ford! 

thanks danie. you get me.

dreamsstoredsomewhere:

Happy Birthday Harrison Ford! 

thanks danie. you get me.

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unimpressed2chainz:

you know what’s the best? female friendships

My new favorite video

What if this became a text post blog? But not funny, and without the brevity and ensuing wit of the 140-character limit on Twitter? People are into that, right?

This thing happens to me (more often than I’d like to admit) where I’m kind of crying and I don’t know why, and I start to get sad because I think I’m crying because I’m sad, but then I realize I just have lotion stinging my eyes and I’m completely fine, emotionally, kind of.

I’m looking back through all my old Photobooth pictures (vanity!) and I’m so mad because I clearly peaked the summer after high school and I never even noticed until now.

…I say as I sit on my couch, eating tortillas out of the bag and drinking whiskey.

I think I might do the Whole30 thing. Yep, doin’ a cleanse. Because I feel like I should stop being literal human garbage.

vacill-ation:

"So, my little Amélie, you don’t have bones of glass. You can take life’s knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him."
Amélie (2001) dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet

vacill-ation:

"So, my little Amélie, you don’t have bones of glass. You can take life’s knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him."

Amélie (2001) dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke

wolflowmusic:

Sir Duke - Stevie Wonder

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gowns:

GOWNS GUIDE
buy the ebook today! the price is adjustable! pay/donate what you like!
a lot of blood sweat and tears has gone into this advice over the years!
it’s a cute lil package! 143 pages of aphorisms and soliloquies! all the consejos you could ever dream of!
good beach reading! good bed reading! good reading for halfway down whatever bottomless pit you feel like you’re going down!
choice advice includes:
what to do when you’re sad
what to do when you’re clinically depressed
what’s the difference between melancholy and clinical sadness anyway
why am i so stressed out
am i gay?
why is everyone looking at me?
why is my boyfriend doing this thing?
why is my mom doing this thing?
is there any hope for me?
what should i do if i’m in love with a priest?
how can i continue to exist in this body?
and much much more!
buy this ebook and support rebecca gowns! egg her on!

rebecca is brilliant!

gowns:

GOWNS GUIDE

buy the ebook today! the price is adjustable! pay/donate what you like!

a lot of blood sweat and tears has gone into this advice over the years!

it’s a cute lil package! 143 pages of aphorisms and soliloquies! all the consejos you could ever dream of!

good beach reading! good bed reading! good reading for halfway down whatever bottomless pit you feel like you’re going down!

choice advice includes:

  • what to do when you’re sad
  • what to do when you’re clinically depressed
  • what’s the difference between melancholy and clinical sadness anyway
  • why am i so stressed out
  • am i gay?
  • why is everyone looking at me?
  • why is my boyfriend doing this thing?
  • why is my mom doing this thing?
  • is there any hope for me?
  • what should i do if i’m in love with a priest?
  • how can i continue to exist in this body?

and much much more!

buy this ebook and support rebecca gowns! egg her on!

rebecca is brilliant!

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